'Nevah: A Wife's Lament' (not really!) - by Larry's wife

There's a band....called 'Nevah!'
What'da they play?  Its hard to say.
They got doctors, lawyers, PhDs, card tricks, managers - Ain't no sleeze!
Gee---zee, Pretty sweet!

Are they on the road?  Hell no!
Prime time - that ain't their goal
But they'll rock you like a wagon wheel, not too far from home
Ooooh - They stay close

Bridge:
Practice, Practice, Practice, Practice     Oooohhhhh
Gigging, Gigging, Gigging, Gigging  Ooooohhhh
Weekends, Weekends, Weekends -- what weekends?  Oooohhhh

Verses:
E Cm
E A
E B Cm
E  A B E

Bridge:  Cm A (repeat)